(BELL RINGING)
Whoo-hoo!
The H.I.V.E. is back
to their old tricks again.
What a bunch of scoundrels.
-Creeps.
-Zorgnargs!
Stinky jerks!
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Ah, yeah...
Especially Jinx.
Dude, I think Cyborg
has a thing for Jinx.
Oh, clearly he has the thing.
What? Jinx?
Ew! Gross!
-That's just...
(GAGGING)
-Uh-huh.
Then why is it
that every time
we battle the H.I.V.E.,
you insist on taking her?
'Cause, you know,
tactical reasons...
And strategery stuff.
If you don't like her,
then prove it!
On the battlefield.
Titans, go!
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hi.
(GIGGLES)
Take her down, will ya?
I'm gonna give her
a monster bear hug!
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
That is not the bear hug!
I guess it's time to
bring out the big guns!
Flowers?
She has really
bad allergies. Ooh!
Great, she's going
to get away!
No! She's not gonna get away!
-Yeah, she got away.
-You let her go on purpose!
-Did not!
-Yes, you did.
And now we're going
to have a meeting about it.
(ALL SIGH)
Titans, we're here
today to discuss
Cyborg's crush on Jinx.
Starfire, if you would.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Chapter 4, article 7
of the official superhero
charter of conduct states:
no superhero shall
take romantic interest
in a villain.
It does not say that!
-Anymore.
-Cyborg...
Okay! I'll tell you the truth!
Finally.
I'm pretending to
have a crush on her,
to lull her into a false
sense of confidence.
Have you been
eating the baloney again?
In fact, I'm going to
take her down right now.
She's at a coffee shop
as we speak.
And how do you know that?
I know everything about her.
Her favorite color,
the type of music
she listens to.
Everything.
Because she's my enemy!
I mean...
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GRUFF VOICE)
If you'll excuse me.
Oh, how do I look?
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(SIGHS)
Hello, Cyborg.
Are you following me?
No, I'm tracking you.
Also, I got you this.
(BEEPING)
Blueberry pie...
My favorite.
I know.
That's creepy.
I know.
But...
In a romantic way.
(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-Does this mean we're...
-I'd like that.
If any of the other
Titans found out.
If any of the H.I.V.E.
found out.
Then we'll just have to...
Keep it a secret.
(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
(SIGHS)
Where'd you get
that balloon from?
Stole it from a baby.
You're not lying
to me, are you?
Me? Lie?
? I love your pink hair ?
? I love your evil glare ?
? You're bad for me, girl?
? But I just don't care
But I just don't care ?
(HARMONIZING)
I thought you said
you didn't love Jinx.
I don't!
You were just singing
about how much
you love Jinx.
No, no, that's
just a song, man.
You're reading way
too much into the lyrics.
Uh-huh,
I'm watching you, Cyborg!
I am watching--
(HARMONIZING)
These last few days
have been amazing.
I know, Cy.
I just don't know
how much longer
we can keep this up.
ROBIN:
Not much longer at all!
So it's true.
You're dating.
-No.
-We're...
Battling over this
ice cream cone!
-I'll never let you get its
strawberry goodness!
-The cone is mine!
Oh! The pain!
Do I look like
I was born yesterday?
-Kinda.
-Yeah.
(CRYING)
Cyborg, you are hereby
forbidden from ever
seeing Jinx again.
That goes for you too, Jinx!
Whatever this is, it's over!
Don't tell me you're still
hung up on that robot?
Of course not. He's my enemy.
My big, fun, adorable enemy!
(SOBBING)
Please, Jinx,
your earnest emotions
are making
everyone uncomfortable.
But I like him so much!
I'll never see him again!
That's not true,
you can see him again.
-Really?
-When we're trying
to kill the Titans!
(SOBBING LOUDLY)
Oh, fine! You can date him!
But he's good
and we're evil and...
Oh, it'll never work out!
Then we'll do
whatever it takes!
Will you convert
from evil to good?
Well, let's not get crazy.
(WHIMPERING)
All right! All right!
-We'll be good.
-Not just good.
We need to become
crime fighters!
The police scanner
says there's a crime
in progress here.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
OVER RADIO)
Wait, isn't this the
bank that we robbed?
(LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
The Titans?
What are you doing?
I got the Titans to
become evil for us.
But I made the H.I.V.E.
become crime fighters for us!
So I guess this
means we're still en--
Oh well, Titans, kill!
Why do you have to
go and ruin everything?
I did this for you!
Told you guys
it would never work out.
Stick a worm
in it, little birdy.
Hey, don't you talk
to my leader like that!
I'll talk to your leader
however I want,
because he smells
like celery!
At least my leader
isn't a five-year-old
in a jet pack!
I never want to see you again!
Well, I can't wait
to see you...behind bars!
You've both finally
come to your senses.
Yeah, let's ditch these losers
and go home, Jinx.
-I guess this is goodbye.
-I guess so.
Unless you were to rob
that bank on Third Street
next Tuesday,
say noon-ish?
(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)